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- [ Rings]
- Hello?

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I don't understand. lfwe set the clock radio
for 7:00, why are we getting up at 8:00?

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Because I set it on an F.M. station.
I'll never do that again.

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You know, it's hard to wake up
to the entire ballet of Sleeping Beauty

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For the last hour, I was dreaming a guy
on a white horse was gonna kiss me.

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- Me too.
- Yeah, but for you it's not a nightmare.

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Well, that's all the time
I have for the paper.

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- I still have time to get dressed and
still catch my train. - [Knocking]

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Oh, swell.

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Hi, Bob.
I just got back from Tokyo.

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Great. I can't wait to hear
all about it. Excuse me, Howard.

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Hi, Howard.
Back from Tokyo already?

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I just got back this minute. Surprised you didn't
hear me. I flew right over the building.

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- You know there's a Frisbee on our roof?
- No kidding?

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And a whole lot ofotherjunk. You'd think
people would take more pride in their roof.

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We have the dirtiest one
in the neighborhood.

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When it's ready, pouryourseifa cup.
Bob and I are in kind of a rush this morning.

18
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I just came over to pick up
my mail and newspapers.

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Pouryourselfa cup of coffee. Emily and I
are in kind of a rush this morning.

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I just came over to pick up
my mail and newspapers.

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- The papers are there. There wasn't any mail.
- Did I get any phone calls?

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- Just one. Lois Borden.
- Lois Borden. Lois Borden.

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- Your ex-wife.
- Oh.

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She wanted to know
if you could pick up your son...

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and have him tomorrow and the next day
instead of over the weekend.

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Howie! I would love to!
I'll pick him up first thing in the morning.

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Wait. How can I? I don't have anything
planned. What am I gonna do with him?

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Howard, what do you have to plan
for an eight-year-old?

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I like to make his visits interesting.

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You're an interesting person, Emily.
Can you think of anything interesting to do?

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- For who to do?
- For Howie and me.

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- What do you usually do?
- The last time I took him to the zoo...

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the Museum of Science and Industry,
to the auto show-- then we had lunch.

34
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You did all that before lunch?

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I had to.
The Ice Capades started at 1 :00.

36
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Maybe it isn't necessary
to do so much.

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Are you kidding? I have four days a month
to undo what Lois does on the other 27.

38
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I gotta make that kid like me.

39
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- Emily, do you know we're out of toothpaste?
- You're gonna have to use soap.

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I did. Blech!

41
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I guess it's my turn. Blech!

42
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Bob, do you think the circus
is too violent for an eight-year-old?

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Don't think it matters.
That's Sunday's paper. The circus closes today.

44
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Oh, swell. What am I
gonna do with him anyway?

45
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You and your son
could watch 'em tear it down.

46
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Dismantling?
That sounds constructive.

47
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I just hope his mother doesn't tell him
I did it to save money.

48
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- Why would she do that?
- She's still mad at me.

49
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She thinks it's my fault the marriage didn't work
out because of my flying all the time.

50
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- How could it be my fault? I was never at home.
- Mm-hmm.

51
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You know something?
I think she's turning the kid against me.

52
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- You know what he did last month?
He called me “sir.“ - <i>Who?</i>

53
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- Howie. - Maybe it was because
you were wearing your uniform.

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You know something?
I never thought of that.

55
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I won't wear the uniform.

56
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Ah, but I gotta wear the hat.

57
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Howiejust loves that hat.
You know what he does, Emily?

58
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Well, he takes the hoop out,
you know.

59
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And, uh, well, he gets his fingerprints
all over the brim.

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<i>I say, “You gotta pick it up
by the edges, like a record."</i>

61
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But every time I get it back--
Ah, well. What the heck.

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He's my son, and I love him and he loves
the hat. Know what I mean, Bob?

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Yeah, I love my hat too, Howard.
It's getting kind of late, Howard.

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Oh, what am I doing?

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I'm sorry. I'm keeping you folks up.
It's I 1:30 at night.

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Howard, are you still
on Tokyo time?

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Of course.
It's still yesterday morning here.

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Feel free to stay here and relax and enjoy it
all over again. Be sure and lock the door.

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Maybe I will. My legs are a little tired
from talking to you, folks.

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Mrs. Swan, now you just
fill out this form on both sides...

71
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and Dr. McGowen will be
with you in just a moment.

72
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And I thinkyou can disregard
“7“ where it asks...

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“What do you think is the cause
of your illness?“

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- Hi, Carol.
- HLJer.

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- Are you eating lunch here today or
are you going out? - I'm going out.

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Me too.
What time are you going?

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- 1:00.
- Me too. Uh, how much time are you gonna take?

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- About an hour.
- Me too.

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- I guess we can have lunch together then, huh?
- Fraid not,jer.

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Ah, gee. I was doing
so good until then.

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It's not personal.
lt'sjust that...

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I'm having lunch today
with a man I really care about.

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You know, Carol, someday you're really gonna
be sorry for the way you've been treating me...

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a respected member
of the dental profession and all.

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Someday you're gonna come crawling to me
on your hands and your knees with a big cavity.

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And I'm just gonna squirt
cold air on it.

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Hey, Bob.
How 'bout having some lunch?

88
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She turned you down again, huh?

89
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Yeah. That's no reason to starve.

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<i>Howard}
Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me.</i>

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<i>Men coming out.
Men coming out. Here we are.</i>

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Men coming out. Okay.

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- <i>Hi, Bob. How areyou?</i>
- <i>H1; Howard H1; Howie.</i>

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- Hi. -jerry, you remember Howard
Borden, junior and senior?

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- Uh-huh.
- Good seeing you again.

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- Oh, my goodness. This is terrible.
- It's not so terrible.

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It's better to have that stuff
on your shirt than on your teeth.

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Guess what we watched them
tear down all morning.

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The circus. You know, there's more
to cleaning up a circus than you think.

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Everybody pitches in-- the acrobats
and the clowns and the chimps.

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- Chimps?
- The chimps didn't do much work.

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They werejust there
to keep up the morale.

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That's very interesting.
What brings you here?

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It's lunchtime, and since lunch
is next on the agenda...

105
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we thought we'd askyou--
What are you doing for lunch?

106
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Jerry and I were
just going out to lunch.

107
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Well, why don't the four of us go?
just us guys.

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- You want a balloon?
- No, thank you.

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I've, uh, gotta get
this stuff off my shirt.

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- Be a good little guy till I get back, okay?
- Okay.

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Yeah. Which, uh-- Ah.

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- You want a balloon?
- Thanks.

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Okay. I'll just go change
into my civies.

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Howie, there's a trick to that.

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[Balloon Squeaking]

116
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You see, the trick is to do it
without hurting yourself.

117
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And the other trick
is to tie a knot in it...

118
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without getting your finger caught.

119
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- A lot of tricks to blowing up a balloon.
- Thank you.

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- So, where would you like to eat?
- I don't know.

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- What kind of food do you like?
- French fries.

122
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Well, we'll go
to a French restaurant.

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I got it all off, Bob.

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Does the stain look bad?
I don't want my son to see me stained.

125
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No one will ever notice, Howard.

126
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Howard, you got a big water spot
on your shirt there.

127
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Bob, is he going to keep putting me
down like that all day?

128
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Well, he was just trying to--

129
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You do have a big water stain
on your shirt.

130
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I know, but it might have dried
before my son noticed it.

131
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I've come too far to give it all up now. I can't afford
to have my son see anybody not like me.

132
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Howard, everyone likes you.

133
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Will you do me a favor
and quit trying to impress your son?

134
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Let's just have a nice,
relaxing lunch.

135
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Okay, we'll go and have
a nice relaxing lunch...

136
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and I won't try to impress my son.

137
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Okay, guys, we're all going to lunch,
and Daddy's picking up the check.

138
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Oh, what does the balloon say?
“I have been to my--“

139
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<i>[Balloon Pops</i>

140
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Well, uh, how do you like it, Son?
just us guys.

141
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- Real masculine, isn't it?
- Hello.

142
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- What's she doing here?
- I'm your waitress. Have you decided yet?

143
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- Yes, we've decided. I'll take it.
- You'll take what?

144
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- The check.
- We haven't even ordered yet, Howard.

145
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Oh. Well, when we do,
the check goes here.

146
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Yes, sir. The special today
is bouillabaisse.

147
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What's boola-- boola--

148
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That's a Yale fight song.

149
00:10:04,123 --> 00:10:06,899
I'll explain bouillabaisse to you.
You know the ocean?

150
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,371
- Uh-huh.
- Well, it's a lot of stuff from the bottom.

151
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Anyway, you wouldn't like it.
Nobody does.

152
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I'll have the bouillabaisse.

153
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- <i>Thank you.</i>
- <i>Bob.</i>

154
00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:21,076
Howard, don't be so touchy.
I was gonna order the same--

155
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All right, I'll have
the special steak sandwich meal.

156
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Fine. Baked or French fries?

157
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French fries.

158
00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:33,724
What kind of dressing
on your salad?

159
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French.

160
00:10:35,788 --> 00:10:39,463
- Thank you. And what'll you have, young man?
- I'll order for both of us.

161
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First, a hamburger, French fries...

162
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and a big orange soda.

163
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And he'll have a hot dog,
French fries and a glass of milk.

164
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Fine. Thank you.

165
00:10:53,906 --> 00:10:56,512
Hey, Bob, did you see what the Bulls did
to the Lakers last night?

166
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Yeah, that was terrific.
Bob Love got what, 32, 33 points?

167
00:11:01,214 --> 00:11:02,955
- Thirty-five.
- No kidding?

168
00:11:03,015 --> 00:11:06,895
- And he was 14 out ofl 8 from the floor.
- Wow.

169
00:11:06,953 --> 00:11:08,990
You're really a basketball fan.
Me too.

170
00:11:09,055 --> 00:11:11,831
- Sloan really gave West a fit, didn't he?
- Yeah.

171
00:11:11,891 --> 00:11:15,100
You watch the game
on TV last night, Howard?

172
00:11:15,161 --> 00:11:19,576
No, I was busy sleeping after navigating
a big jetliner back fromjapan.

173
00:11:19,632 --> 00:11:23,603
- Huh?
- Howard's a navigator on a bigjetliner.

174
00:11:23,669 --> 00:11:25,478
- Really?
- Really.

175
00:11:25,538 --> 00:11:28,951
I thought they were gonna blow it in the
third quarter. Walker couldn't buy a basket.

176
00:11:29,008 --> 00:11:31,614
That's because
he was being guarded too close.

177
00:11:31,677 --> 00:11:33,623
Oh, he could have gotten
around some of those guys.

178
00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:36,182
He should havejust driven right in him.
Laid 'em right out.

179
00:11:36,249 --> 00:11:38,195
Wow. Yeah.

180
00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:41,164
I once flew the Green Bay Packers
from Green Bay to Detroit.

181
00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:46,033
It was a big exhibition game.

182
00:11:46,092 --> 00:11:48,663
- No kidding, Howard.
- Their regular charter plane broke down...

183
00:11:48,728 --> 00:11:50,901
and we had to get in there
at the last minute and save 'em.

184
00:11:50,963 --> 00:11:53,068
It was quite exciting.

185
00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:58,445
- Who won?
- Detroit. Uh--

186
00:11:58,504 --> 00:12:01,678
Green Bay. One of them.
I'm not much on sports.

187
00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:04,180
- Daddy?
- Yes.

188
00:12:04,243 --> 00:12:06,849
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- <i>I'll</i> show you where it is.

189
00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:10,759
- Can he take me?
- Oh,yeah, sure, Howie.

190
00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:15,663
Anyway, Howie, Goodrich may be quick,
but I like a guy like Weiss.

191
00:12:15,721 --> 00:12:18,224
He just plops 'em right in there
from the outside.

192
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,430
I used to play a little ball myself
when I was younger.

193
00:12:20,493 --> 00:12:22,700
[indistinct]

194
00:12:25,131 --> 00:12:27,577
I lost him.

195
00:12:28,768 --> 00:12:31,305
Howard, he'sjust
taking him to the bathroom.

196
00:12:34,073 --> 00:12:37,680
I know kids. They go to the bathroom
with who they like best.

197
00:12:37,743 --> 00:12:40,087
I lost my son, Bob.

198
00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:50,929
Emily, you deal with kids a lot.

199
00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:53,402
I mean, you get along
with them, right?

200
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:55,405
Well, I didn't do so well today.

201
00:12:55,461 --> 00:12:57,463
I gave a kid a “D“
in a spelling test...

202
00:12:57,530 --> 00:13:02,275
and after school he wrote an obscene word
in the dust on my car.

203
00:13:04,337 --> 00:13:06,283
How do you know
it was the same kid?

204
00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:09,343
Because he misspelled it.

205
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:13,581
But usually they write nice words
in the dust on your car.

206
00:13:13,646 --> 00:13:17,458
- Yeah. - I think Howard's having
a big problem with his son.

207
00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:22,193
- Howie? What's wrong with little Howie?
- His father.

208
00:13:22,255 --> 00:13:26,169
Howard got so depressed today becausejerry,
he took his son to the bathroom.

209
00:13:26,225 --> 00:13:29,434
I mean, he wants everything
to be so perfect.

210
00:13:29,495 --> 00:13:33,136
Bob, that's ridiculous.
Nobody can be that perfect.

211
00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:35,372
- [ Ringing]
- You finished, honey?

212
00:13:35,434 --> 00:13:37,436
Yeah.

213
00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:41,918
Hello?

214
00:13:41,974 --> 00:13:44,853
Oh, hello, Howard.

215
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,585
Howard?

216
00:13:47,647 --> 00:13:49,593
<i>- “Swam.
- [Knocking]</i>

217
00:13:49,649 --> 00:13:52,220
- <i>Come in.</i>
- <i>Howard!</i>

218
00:13:52,285 --> 00:13:54,287
Hi, Bob.

219
00:13:57,823 --> 00:14:01,327
- Howard, Why'd you call me and then hang up?
- Wanted to see if you were home.

220
00:14:02,662 --> 00:14:04,801
-I am.
- I know.

221
00:14:04,864 --> 00:14:08,437
Bob, Emily, can you do me a favor?
Can you take care of Howie for a while?

222
00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:10,879
- Yeah. What's up?
- I have to fly to St. Louis tonight.

223
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:14,248
- I have to fill in for a guy that has the Asian flu.
- That's too bad.

224
00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:16,787
I know.
St. Louis is a drag.

225
00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,981
I'm so upset. I don't know
what's the matter with me.

226
00:14:19,045 --> 00:14:22,049
I can't get myself together.
I can't get myself organized.

227
00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:24,094
St. Louis isn't even on
my regular run.

228
00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:27,791
I think it's down
and a little to the right, Howard.

229
00:14:33,659 --> 00:14:35,605
I sure hate to leave Howie like this.

230
00:14:35,661 --> 00:14:38,608
Do you have any idea
when Lois is gonna pick him up?

231
00:14:38,664 --> 00:14:40,735
Lois? Lois.

232
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,475
- Howie's mother.
- Oh. Yes. No.

233
00:14:44,537 --> 00:14:46,710
- Which is it, Howard?
- I don't know.

234
00:14:46,772 --> 00:14:51,482
I called her and she wasn't home,
sol left a message with her answering service.

235
00:14:51,544 --> 00:14:54,957
Oh, boy. I've been so upset lately.

236
00:14:55,014 --> 00:14:57,654
- Could you give me a scotch and water?
- Yeah.

237
00:14:57,717 --> 00:15:00,459
No, wait a minute. I'm flying tonight.
just give me the water.

238
00:15:02,622 --> 00:15:04,898
Where's Howie now?

239
00:15:04,957 --> 00:15:06,937
In my apartment sleeping.

240
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:10,600
I kept trying to read him a bedtime story,
and he kept falling asleep.

241
00:15:10,663 --> 00:15:13,837
- What's the matter with that kid?
- Here's your water, Howard.

242
00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:20,817
[Exhales Loudly]

243
00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:22,819
Well, that didn't
seem to help at all.

244
00:15:24,577 --> 00:15:26,648
Howard,just try and relax.

245
00:15:26,712 --> 00:15:30,387
Now, the next time you have Howie,
I'm sure everything will go much smoother.

246
00:15:30,449 --> 00:15:32,952
There may not be a next time.

247
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,295
Bob, you're a psychologist.

248
00:15:35,354 --> 00:15:38,358
They say there are a lot of psychological things
in kids' pictures.

249
00:15:38,424 --> 00:15:43,203
Howie drew this tonight, and
I would like your professional opinion.

250
00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:46,675
If you could tell me some of the hidden
meanings, some of the symbolisms.

251
00:15:46,732 --> 00:15:48,678
Tell me what the picture
really means to you.

252
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:52,375
L-- I think it's cute.

253
00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:55,214
Cute? lfl wanted “cute,“
I would have asked Emily.

254
00:15:55,274 --> 00:15:58,744
Howard, what's wrong with it?
It's a picture of Howie holding your hand.

255
00:15:58,811 --> 00:16:02,190
No. He's holdingjerrys hand
on the way to the bathroom.

256
00:16:02,248 --> 00:16:06,196
And that's me up in the little airplane
flying away from my son.

257
00:16:06,252 --> 00:16:08,789
Howard, this whole thing
is out of proportion.

258
00:16:08,854 --> 00:16:12,301
He drew it in five minutes.
You can't expect it to be perfect.

259
00:16:13,926 --> 00:16:16,600
Bob, you have to admit this thing
goes a lot deeper than cute.

260
00:16:16,662 --> 00:16:18,767
All right, <i>I'll</i> give you
my professional opinion.

261
00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:22,409
Howie is holding
Jerry's hand...

262
00:16:22,468 --> 00:16:26,314
and going to the bathroom because
that's what happened at lunch today.

263
00:16:26,372 --> 00:16:28,374
And you're flying away
on an airplane...

264
00:16:28,441 --> 00:16:30,751
because you're gonna be flying away
on an airplane in a little while.

265
00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:34,815
- Uh-huh.
- The only thing I can't figure out is...

266
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:39,090
who's the person with the cape
and the big red “S“ on the chest.

267
00:16:39,151 --> 00:16:41,290
Oh, that's his mother.
He thinks the world of her.

268
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:48,762
Bob, I wonder where Howie is.

269
00:16:48,828 --> 00:16:50,432
[Giggling]

270
00:16:50,496 --> 00:16:54,069
I don't know.
He just disappeared.

271
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:56,773
Maybe he's under the carpet.

272
00:16:56,836 --> 00:16:59,715
I don't think so. It's wall-to-wall.
He'd have to burrow under it.

273
00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:03,481
Oh. Maybe he's in the coffeepot.

274
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:06,148
-[Giggling]
- No, he's not in there.

275
00:17:06,212 --> 00:17:08,624
[Giggling Continues]

276
00:17:08,681 --> 00:17:11,787
Bob, I think I'm gonna have to give up.
How about you?

277
00:17:11,851 --> 00:17:14,923
- Yeah, I don't know where he is.
- Here I am.

278
00:17:14,987 --> 00:17:18,025
- Oh, what a surprise.
- You fooled us.

279
00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:20,627
Let's play it again.

280
00:17:21,961 --> 00:17:24,271
Yeah, that'll be
a nice change of pace.

281
00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:28,344
No fair peeking.

282
00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:35,746
<i>Doorbell Buzzes 1</i>

283
00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:38,812
- How'd he get out there?
- That must be his mother.

284
00:17:40,579 --> 00:17:42,616
- Hello.
- Hi. Are you the Hartleys?

285
00:17:42,681 --> 00:17:45,787
- I'm Emily. This is Bob.
- I'm Lois Borden, Howie's mother.

286
00:17:45,851 --> 00:17:47,922
Oh, hello.
Please, come in.

287
00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:51,992
I'm sorry about all the confusion.
I do appreciate your looking after Howie.

288
00:17:52,057 --> 00:17:55,470
Don't be silly. He's so nice,
you don't even know he's around.

289
00:17:55,528 --> 00:17:57,906
I was noticing that.
Where is he?

290
00:17:57,963 --> 00:18:00,534
- I don't know.
- What?

291
00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:02,738
Oh, no. He's hiding,
but he's very easy to find.

292
00:18:02,802 --> 00:18:04,748
We werejust playing
hide-and-go-seek.

293
00:18:04,804 --> 00:18:07,978
Well, Howie loves that.
He could play it all night.

294
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,042
He has been.

295
00:18:10,109 --> 00:18:14,080
- Why don't I make us some fresh coffee?
- Thank you, if it's no trouble.

296
00:18:14,146 --> 00:18:17,491
- It's no trouble at all. Please, sit down.
- Thanks.

297
00:18:19,852 --> 00:18:24,426
Well, you, uh--
you seem very nice.

298
00:18:28,994 --> 00:18:31,372
Well, uh, I am nice.

299
00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:35,378
No, no, I didn't mean that.
It's just we didn't expect--

300
00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:37,380
Howard had led us to believe--

301
00:18:37,436 --> 00:18:41,578
I know what you mean.
You were expecting the dragon lady.

302
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,280
- How is Howard?
- You see him, don't you?

303
00:18:44,343 --> 00:18:47,950
Well, only to say hello and good-bye,
sort of like our marriage.

304
00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:52,018
It must be rough being married
to someone who's somewhere else.

305
00:18:52,084 --> 00:18:55,691
Well, it's not the ideal marriage
when the wife is sleeping in Chicago...

306
00:18:55,754 --> 00:18:59,133
and the husband
is sleeping in Guam.

307
00:18:59,191 --> 00:19:01,296
Actually, we probably
wouldn't have had Howie...

308
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,705
if it weren't for the great
airline strike of 1963.

309
00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:08,269
But I still think Howard
is basically...

310
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:10,644
a good person,
and I appreciate him for that.

311
00:19:10,703 --> 00:19:15,152
You know, that's very refreshing
'cause I deal with a lot of divorced couples.

312
00:19:15,207 --> 00:19:19,212
You wouldn't believe
the hatred and animosity.

313
00:19:19,278 --> 00:19:22,487
I mean, they may as well
have stayed married, you know.

314
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,230
Hi, Bob. Hi, Emily.
Hi, Lois.

315
00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:28,492
Guess what just happened.
Oh, Lois.

316
00:19:28,554 --> 00:19:31,797
- Hello, Howard.
- Hi, Lois. Did you get my message?

317
00:19:31,857 --> 00:19:34,838
That's why I'm here.
How come you're here?

318
00:19:34,894 --> 00:19:36,965
I mean, aren't you supposed
to be somewhere else?

319
00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:38,975
I don't have to fly
to St. Louis after all.

320
00:19:39,031 --> 00:19:42,069
The guy I was supposed to fill in for doesn't
have the Asian flu. He has the regular flu.

321
00:19:42,134 --> 00:19:46,344
- And they let him fly.
- Come on. Sit down, Howard.

322
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:49,682
- Well, uh--
- Sit down. I'll help Emily with the coffee.

323
00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:57,116
[Sighs]

324
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,996
- Well--
<i>_</i> 50..

325
00:20:02,187 --> 00:20:05,634
Uh, what's new?

326
00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:09,570
Well, uh, uh,
the deal came through...

327
00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:11,574
on the new house in Evanston.

328
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,906
I'm getting my master's degree
in French.

329
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,968
I'm taking tennis lessons
twice a week.

330
00:20:16,035 --> 00:20:19,847
Oh. And that cute little white sports car
in front of the building, that's mine.

331
00:20:19,905 --> 00:20:22,408
- What's new with you?
- Nothing.

332
00:20:23,409 --> 00:20:25,389
Would you like your coffee now?

333
00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:28,914
- Fine.
- I'll have some coffee too.

334
00:20:28,981 --> 00:20:32,326
Uh, better yet, <i>I'll</i> have the other half
of that scotch and water.

335
00:20:32,384 --> 00:20:34,330
I'll get it.

336
00:20:34,386 --> 00:20:37,265
Uh, where's Howie?

337
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,462
Oh, he's hiding.

338
00:20:39,525 --> 00:20:42,062
You didn't scare him, Bob.
Howie doesn't like to be scared.

339
00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:44,232
No, he's fine.
He's enjoying himself.

340
00:20:44,296 --> 00:20:48,506
Oh, that figures. He always
enjoys himself when I'm not here.

341
00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:50,979
Howard, that's not true.

342
00:20:51,036 --> 00:20:54,745
All he does when he's home is talk about
the great times he has when you're together.

343
00:20:54,807 --> 00:20:58,311
- You don't have to lie to me, Lois.
- I'm not lying, Howard.

344
00:20:58,377 --> 00:21:00,914
I mean, he can't wait
to get away from me.

345
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,926
He likes me about
as much as you do.

346
00:21:02,982 --> 00:21:07,192
Oh, that's ridiculous.
Howie likes you twice as much as I do.

347
00:21:08,721 --> 00:21:11,327
Well, that still isn't very much,
is it, Lois?

348
00:21:11,390 --> 00:21:13,700
Do you-- Do you mind
if I ask a question?

349
00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:16,399
Oh, no, no.
Bob's a psychologist...

350
00:21:16,462 --> 00:21:20,706
and he's had a lot of training in these matters,
and I think we should listen to him.

351
00:21:20,766 --> 00:21:24,373
- Go r/ght <i>ahead</i> Ask anything
- Do you like cream or sugar in your coffee?

352
00:21:26,605 --> 00:21:28,949
Black is fine.

353
00:21:29,008 --> 00:21:31,648
See what I mean?
He's a great psychologist.

354
00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,656
He knows when not to get involved.

355
00:21:33,712 --> 00:21:36,249
Howard, I didn't come up here
to argue with you.

356
00:21:36,315 --> 00:21:38,955
Believe me when I tell you
that your son loves and respects you.

357
00:21:39,018 --> 00:21:42,989
- Oh, sure he does.
- Well, he talks about you all the time.

358
00:21:43,055 --> 00:21:46,764
The truth of the matter is, Howard,
that your son looks upon you...

359
00:21:46,825 --> 00:21:49,704
as though you were
kind of a god.

360
00:21:49,762 --> 00:21:53,574
- Really?
- But I straightened him out on that.

361
00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:58,207
- Thanks a lot, Lois.
- Well, you're not, you know.

362
00:21:58,270 --> 00:22:02,980
I know. It's an identity thing
that all sons have with their fathers.

363
00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:05,386
But you wouldn't know about that,
would you, Lois?

364
00:22:05,444 --> 00:22:08,186
I hate to keep butting in--

365
00:22:08,247 --> 00:22:10,284
No. Go ahead.
Tell her, Bob.

366
00:22:10,349 --> 00:22:13,558
We have some great
banana cream pie.

367
00:22:15,087 --> 00:22:17,897
Isn't he smart to stay out of it
like this?

368
00:22:17,956 --> 00:22:20,334
No pie for me. Thanks.

369
00:22:20,392 --> 00:22:23,430
I'll have hers.

370
00:22:23,495 --> 00:22:25,441
Look. Look, Howard.

371
00:22:25,497 --> 00:22:28,034
I know you were a little shortchanged
with Howie this visit...

372
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:30,307
so how'd you like to keep him
through the weekend?

373
00:22:30,369 --> 00:22:32,542
Really? Are you kidding?

374
00:22:32,604 --> 00:22:36,609
Wow. I'll take him to a basketball game.
He can explain it to me.

375
00:22:36,675 --> 00:22:39,155
Well, it's getting late,
and I have tennis and yoga tomorrow.

376
00:22:39,211 --> 00:22:42,749
And I have Howie tomorrow. I'll walkyou
to your car. I haven't seen it yet.

377
00:22:42,815 --> 00:22:46,592
- How much is it costing me?
- Actually, the payments are quite reasonable.

378
00:22:46,652 --> 00:22:49,098
I got a great trade-in
on your boat and your trailer.

379
00:22:49,154 --> 00:22:52,931
You're not leaving yet, are you?
We barely had a chance to sit and talk.

380
00:22:52,991 --> 00:22:56,495
I really have to go, Emily.
I'm not much of a night person.

381
00:22:56,562 --> 00:22:59,600
Yeah, she's right, you know.
She's not.

382
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:06,678
She never was. Oh, well,
I guess we better be going.

383
00:23:06,738 --> 00:23:09,446
Listen. We loved
having Howie and all...

384
00:23:09,508 --> 00:23:13,456
but he's not rightfully ours,
so you might wanna take him along.

385
00:23:13,512 --> 00:23:16,493
- I'm sorry. I'll get him. Where is he?
- In the bedroom.

386
00:23:16,548 --> 00:23:19,461
- Excuse me.
- Well, thank you both again.

387
00:23:19,518 --> 00:23:21,520
It was really
a pleasure meeting you.

388
00:23:21,587 --> 00:23:25,057
It's nice to know Howie's in good hands
whichever parent he's with.

389
00:23:25,124 --> 00:23:28,765
- You seem to have a beautiful divorce.
- Well, thank you.

390
00:23:28,827 --> 00:23:31,398
We're trying to make it work.

391
00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:37,345
Bob, did you say Howie is in the bedroom?
Because ifhe is, I can't find him.

392
00:23:37,402 --> 00:23:39,313
- I'm sure he's there.
- But where?

393
00:23:39,371 --> 00:23:42,250
Did you try under
the giggling overcoat?

394
00:23:42,307 --> 00:23:44,844
Is that why
it was giggling? Oh.

395
00:23:55,053 --> 00:23:58,500
Nineteen.

396
00:23:58,557 --> 00:24:00,503
Twenty.

397
00:24:00,559 --> 00:24:02,505
There.

398
00:24:04,496 --> 00:24:08,911
Bob, I'm not saying anything
to you that you wouldn't say to me...

399
00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:11,709
but you ate an awful lot
of banana cream pie tonight.

400
00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:13,943
You're right.

401
00:24:19,011 --> 00:24:21,013
One.

402
00:24:22,481 --> 00:24:24,620
There.

403
00:24:28,287 --> 00:24:33,236
- Emily, is this scale right? - You may have
to adjust it. Howie was playing with it.

404
00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:37,763
For a minute there, I thought I ate
45 pounds of banana cream pie.

405
00:24:39,264 --> 00:24:41,608
It sure was nice having a little one
around today, wasn't it?

406
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:44,273
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

407
00:24:49,374 --> 00:24:52,321
<i>' Emily?
_ Hmm?</i>

408
00:24:52,377 --> 00:24:54,584
<i>I think we've got a problem.</i>

409
00:24:56,615 --> 00:24:59,061
What problem?

410
00:24:59,117 --> 00:25:01,222
Does this belong to you?

411
00:25:36,722 --> 00:25:38,224
[ Mews]